While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
and
his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.' Not
being
familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The
old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to
explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just
wonder
what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with.'
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"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that His
justice
cannot sleep forever."--Thomas Jefferson
"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide
everything." -- Josef V. Stalin
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