Chunky cones
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been a local drought bt
i ws only out five hrs
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The Butterfly Effect
'Sweet & Low'
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pretty mellow now
th mullbowl is full again
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funny
i buy less
than all these guys
trekkin in and out of th door
buyin ounces
i got a 20
bt i got offered a beer while i wait
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nice fella
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lst week
i went go score and
drank 3 of his bourbon tinnies
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so i rolled in th door
a coupel days later
and he drank 3 of mine
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think trippy and i
are goin out fr a drink tomorrow
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how ya been man ?
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Kylie Minogue
'Loving Days'
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he's fallen in lust again
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four rums in
i'll get th skinny
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stone th ****in crows
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ya couldnt in this day and age
protected species
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****s
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City High
'Best Friend'
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can i borrow yr hash pipe man
knock down soem chunky cones
been out since lunch time
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"he'd been dry days"
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well we got out of th last batch
he'd already run out
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it ws like grand central station
bodies all over th lounge room
cars pullin in and out
i'll hang here fr a while
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watchin how
different ppl buy drugs
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some of th convos
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Sade
'The Sweetest Taboo'
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th things ya dont hear
on a reality show
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we did all agree
paris's ****o
wasnt a patch on mimi mcphersons
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while watchin home and away
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ah dont tell me she got a ****o
doin th rounds
any good ?
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some yes
some no and
some wanted to talk about south park
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we get it
on free to air tv
at half eight
we want it nightly at 7 bt
can they put
suck my balls mr g
on
at 7
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we did have
full frontal ****ity television
free to air
in th seventies
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not as repressed as america
"jst not as well hidden"
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Tom Petty
'Free Falling'
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loves jesus and america too
lyric
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The Knack
'My Sharona '
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my sca
rotum
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more drugs over here thang ya ****
..
..
..
wot i get fr 20 today
kuta lady would have charged me
50
two yrs ago
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barbie girl ws a hell of a dealer though
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so manicured
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ya woulda loved this bag babe
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so few stems
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huge buds
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why is th local stuff always crap ?
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th cairns heads used to
bring premium prices
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war has
****ed our supply trails
into th leebanese
white hash
and th afghani red
**** that **** ws nice
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course
we all ingested
large quantities of opium
with our hash
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we were young
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war has changed our smoking habits
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w half th heads
talkin about
th lastest and
greatest
eckie
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who'd wanna be a footballer
they have t better than us
cant be on th ****in drugs
wot a ****in joke
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Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
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on ya joey johns
fr outing it
bt they
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i dunno
th world's crazy
th drugs are in every level
cn we drug test
th pollies goin to work too ?
pls
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better
cn we drug test th
media
who are doin th most screamin
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ah no we cnt do that
th freedom of th press
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wot free press ?
u seen th rules they have to meet ?
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cant even talk about me
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lovely black secret service
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Led Zeppelin
'Kashmir'
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bong
bongin on
bongin on
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i met this chick
travellin to
marrakesh
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in th 70's
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last century
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i wonder if she made it
th great hippie trail
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kombi's to th left of me
kombi's to th right
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and a trail of
aromatic smoke
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as usual
i ws th only person in th room
to have ever spoken more than two words
to th king of th hippies
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i thanked th petrol crisis fr one thing
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stuck in amsterdam
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in th film directors home
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livin in th attic
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it wasnt this song
we musta been listening to
led zeppelin 2 maybe
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whither goest thou
crazy hippie chick in
munich
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The Kinks
'Better Things'
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Joe Walsh
'Life's Been Good To Me So Far'
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man she could smoke pot
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much later
i ws runnin a ten acre party house
and i still didnt think
i could smoke her under th table
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we sold it
i bought two houses and
a block of flats and
life ws boring
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i own a car now
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and two motor bikes
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four unicycles
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it's not
whoever dies with the most toys wins
"owin th most money"
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th coolness factor of th toys counts high
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i'm 45
i spent yesterday
luchtime
in a skatebowl
droppin over th cleaner edges
not tagged
on a fixed wheel
articulated
monoshock unicycle
nah man
i wasnt affected by
wanderin europe fr six mnths
in th early seventies
not a bit of it
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thanks
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i told my mother
i had my first drugs with her
at thirteen
with her sister
bt she knew th truth
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it ws a nice joint though
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cmon old lady
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i couldnt get to sleep
listenin t th hippies
crawlin all over
th king of th hippies raft
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and my fifteen yr old
second cousins
th young dutch boys
well
where are we goin today ?
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i've
played spin th bottle
in a communist country
with teenage girls
i guess i'll get over it
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different second cousins
in tito's yugoslavia
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life is
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Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
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sittin in a park
at three am
at fourty one
in surfers paradise
after singin with womble
on th corner fr three hours
my unicycle parked up
againsta tree and
we're doin chunky cones
choppin th buds up
with our
nails and
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nah i wasnt affected
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smokin
drugs thru a potato
with rock spider
we've been drumming
a coupel hours
and we're up th top end
of th fortitude valley
th valley of guts
two am and
my unicycle is parked up
against th wall and i'm
laughing
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three am
at a motorcycle rally
inth mid eighties
i;ve blown th clutch up
in my big bore tourer
doin burnouts
we're smokin chunky cones and
tryin to figure out
how we'll tow th damnt hing out of th rally
twnety other dead bikes
in th dead biek park
th entertainers
willin to blow up their bike
for th entertainment of all
and laughin
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in th kitchen at the farm
on th slate tiles
my 750
v four
bike
has jst pulled a huge burnout
hot
molten rubber up th fridge
gooey's harley
is still burning rubber
th crowd goin ape****
i'm smokin a chunky cone with bobbie
and i'm laughin
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then th pigs rolled thru th door
and i got to laugh even more
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i dont think so
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still a cleanskin
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an ex cop car
pursuit special
looked standard
doin a hundred and twenty mile an hour
down th mareeba road
with this playin
on th stereo at full bore
"where's th maxvol button **** ?"
five of my cousins in th car
early eighties
we're smokin chunky cones
handin me th bong at
over th ton
mist everywhere and
on th humps
we'd get airborne
and i'm laughin like mad
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then derek
got past me and
here have th bong
it;s on
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fifty k';s
fr us all to get to th home farm
a blended family
three families really
three cars
racing home
frm th mareeba drive in
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that road ws so deadly
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how am i still here ?
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one ninety five k's
overtakin semi's
on two lane roads
when there's one comin th other way
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a cigarrette lighter on th dash
of a solo bike
so we cn spot hash out of it
when we stop
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we lived
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i'm middle aged
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still droppin into skatebowls
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"on a man;s bike"
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and th drugs are so ****in bad fr me
see how they got me in hospital
frm droppin into skatebowls on a unicycle
never broken a ****in bone on it
they;re so bad hey
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cockheads abound
it's th second rule
after th one that says
whoever has th gold
makes th rules
th third rule
of th stoners bible is
law and order
cannot allow
us to have infinity to play in
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species
survival
is no part of
law and order
it never has been
it never will
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all they care is
they pass a law
and enforce it
if they cant enforce it
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without a world government
willing to allow
th human species to disseminate
amongst th stars
we wont go there
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notwithstanding th problems we already face
planetary size objects
flyin thru free space
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i predict
we wont go
till a big enough ball of
rock and water ice
panics th population into it
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bt is that enough ?
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i'd ask james blish
but he's dead
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Alex Lloyd
'My Way Home'
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nothin's changed james
since th sixties
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th speed of light barrier
wot a ***** copout
we did some tests
on th earth
yeah right
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th biggest race
th only ****ing race
to have
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th reason why
we raced everythin else
was to beat
one barrier
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th earth was flat once
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it even had a
speed of sound barrier
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cept of course
th bullets broke it
which they knew already
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th speed of light
is a bit th same
th evidence is already there
i see
seven days ahead of myself
mostly
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jst cant
understand th vision
most of th time
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fr every eaction
there's an equal and
poppsoite reaction
infinitly large
made out fo
infinitely small
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Budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napo'
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wot black hole dickhead ?
how can an infinite series
collapse
+++
elegant maths is
not reality
never
+++
big bang theory
one special word there
theory
+++
my faith
says
never had a beginning
doesnt have an end
in any dimension
+++
out to th macro universe
in
to th micro universe and
back thru time
or forward thru time
infinite
made of nothing
+++
chunky cones
and it wont hurt so much
human stupidity and
faith
+++
i ejaculate
therefore
i am
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pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Nirvana
'Scoff'
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