an act of grace ( stuffing up )
***
"a harmonized system"
***
unicycles fall gracefully
when you hit things
you dont always fall on th first rotation
***
where's th ****in drugs then ?
"oh hi caulie"
sorry i wasnt online
watchin sbs news
go mary
***
"black haired girl"
***
bumped into selena this afternonn
arent you lookin fine
when we goin swimmin again?
complainin that
pretty goth girl
dont work with her after this weekend
yeah i heard
she told us
***
i bought a little early
what are we on now ?
"four times our normal doese for this week"
hmm
we were with
three chicks in three nights
with pretty goth girl on th third night
and then
went singin till dawn in th valley
th next night
then
date at lunchtime with pooh
next day
hmm
lots of pot been consumed
still single
<<< smile >>>
***
ahme
aliens and their rectal probes
***
"id rectal probe selena"
go away ya mad *****
***
im gunna stay this way till i stuff up
***
washed my hair
and
got th stale sweat off
still hot as
***
"not as ****ed up by jane this time"
sorry been away
you were saying ?
+++
ah a banana farm
visions of home
***
coupling
***
ah jane
look vaguely like
pretty goth girl
***
"cept pretty goth girl isnt that vague"
***
perhaps perhaps perhaps
***
whole episode is about jane
***
oh gina
***
so i happened to be around
when selena mentioned th pretty black haired girl
only just caught sel
runnin out th door
+++
bloody synchronicity
---
i'll just b sitting over here
***
all this stuff to do with pictures
havent seen any of em
***
with mika callin me a picture postcard
guess it looked cute
***
i was freaked enough by th leica
***
ok ripped jeans girl
synchronicity is pu****n pretty hard
sucker for black hair
and fine features
wouldnt have ****ed morticia three years otherwise
***
"got nuthin to do with th fact she can"
"Talk th ears off ya"
"knows big words and what they mean"
***
"is she th next jane paulie ?"
"tellie says so"
<<< smile >>>
****off
***
"violent chickie"
***
"better match than nicole kidman"
***
most are darling
***
"so many eyes"
***
th camera thing
say what ya like about nickie
i get pics taken of me
without askin
and it sucks
one time
in particular
stands out
lady takin
vaguely suggestive pics of me
and straight onto th net
wasnt real umm
cognisant
was quite taken with her daughter
nineteen yr old dancer
we couldnt stop talking
this girl talked
does yu mum have to take ?
beefcake pics of me
for her friends on th net
**** i miss you
***
id only been ridin a unicycle for like three months
and th weird had started happening to me
dragged into ppl's lives
you have to come home and meet my sister
she's been watchin me
***
there was this blonde
id see her in surfers paradise
takin pics
and i'd se her in
brisbane
takin pics
never spoke to er
always
with th mad unicyclin
i sometimes wonder
where did those pics go ?
***
when they do ask for a picture
they dont often tell you
what they're going to do with it
extreme unicycling
in lots of locations
ppl come up to me for pics
though more usually
just take them
do they own my images ?
***
i should have my own photographer
and
she just happens to b pretty
***
think smooth
make it look effortless
a smooth graceful
float across th land
on one wheel
flying
***
catching waves in th surf
on a unicycle
pedallin along
in a foot of white water
th unicycle
turbo boost
on
and a mad photographer
who asked
runnin along
takin snaps
where did you go ?
***
listening to coldplay
***
parachutes
and
a rush of blood to th head
albums
***
th guy
before xmas
who snapped michael and i
in th valley
singin th blues
where did those pictures go ?
***
dont s'pose i'll ever know
couple of saturdays ago
i came off th beach
after havin a photographer
run after me
found a paper
and read
nickie puttin
DVO's
on camera guys
papparazzi
cameras
pretty goth girl
had dinner with her and kutalady th other night
newly single
photography arts student
just
hmmm
next night
mika
playin guitar
and looks down
and im sittin cross legged
no ****rt
dark as again
playin th drum
hittin hard and sweatin
and
makin love to th thing
as ya do when ya make music
and mika says
it'd b a nice picture postcard
aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh
more drugs over here
***
worse
i go to deans
and we're talkin unicycles
he can just about keep up with me
not quite as dexterous thru th trees
just yet
and dean shows me his
little flyin helmet thingie
ah man
pretty goth girl did say one time
wanted a snap
of me
with a flyin helmet and goggles
im ****ed arent i ?
and dean man
it was a bit freaky
little brother
gave ya's that
Tsunami brand frisbee
for xmas
we're both psychic
you know
***
i walked in th door
an old text message
telin me to come callin
got spare dinner
you wanna come over ?
in truth
i think she told me
who was comin for dinner
wasnt in my mind
i read my phone messages
and hadnt done so in days
got invited to stay
for dinner
you want a feed paulie ?
and
pretty goth girl
lands for dinner as well
and that happened last time
from th original message
and i look down
and im wearing ripped jeans
and a black top
and look across
and pretty goth girl is wearin
ripped jeans and a black top
serenity
im still spinning
i bumped into jane
last woman i called jane
last one i lived with
th night before
first time in seven months
flick on coupling tonight
nice show
jane with black hair
not blonde or red
hmmm
seen pretty goth girl
wrestling with one of my brothers
not a blood brother but
brother all th same
had xmas there
a jane character if ever there was one
still spinning
***
walk in kuta lady's door
this afternoon
selena
havent seen ya this summer
arent you lookin good ?
works with pretty goth girl
unimpressed she;s leavin
hmmm
***
"We havent dealt with jennifer"
what;s to deal with ?
i need a girlfriend to visit there
"you havent told her that"
she knows
if i stay nicely stoned
i'll pay for it later
worth it
i had a nice time
yur pedantic
attack numbers
i like my freedom
pls dont hurt me
***
"Famous last words"
***
"will we have any choice ?"
precious little
"free will would be nice"
an extravagance
***
you got my number
we have a talk one time without th drooling lesbian friend ?
i love my friend
but i like talking to you
curiously pleasant company
***
"dunno though"
"**** we seen some pussie this week"
"with some offered on a platter"
"previous femjack aquaintances"
havent made my ten months single
tryin
very tryin
events conspire against me
been tryin for fifteen years
go longer than ten months single
actually not have my head
still in th last relation****p
how long is it really ?
"i think it was before easter"
"****ed if i know"
"it;s in th diary"
"just check wednesdays"
not time to check
a little experiment of mine
not tryin real hard to remember
+++
morticia said she'd like to meet for coffee and whatever
wasnt home
when i called
oh
a reprieve
***
if you;d been home
and we umm
were like we normally are
when we're not supposed to b ****in each other
i woulda ****ed up
was a painful day
***
will she come along and **** it up ?
"of course she will"
"the all is throwin pussie at ya"
"at least she's top shelf"
***
jane was top shelf
***
married a millionaire
travelled th world
***
still got her little
billionaire friend
jane always was
and always will be
versace lady
***
oh morticia
you;d cream
21
and
really cute
walk in th door and everything stops cute
worst kind
late
well late
but makes up for it
with her arrival
and wearin th same clothes
ok beautifl lady
i went back to my roots
and took th shoes off
for saturday night
th unicycle pedals are sharp
hurts
you arrived in bare feet
and reminded me of my
childhood
and late teens
no thongs
no shoes
barefeet on th black bitumen
in summer
id like to see some of yur art
***
sang with ellen
briefly
still scattered
****s me
***
sang till dawn with mika
watchin th pretty girls
dancin away
didnt see one in
pretty goth girls league
close but
i did have my eyes closed for a fair bit of proceedings
i dont wanna see
who's staring at what
i'm tryin to sing
close my ****ing eyes
and there's a pretty girl staring at me
this girls voice
just
escaping from my lips
singing with my heart
head still taken with
a beautiful artist
spinning
my afternoon music session today
a good one
singin background to everything
and th car drive home
in th peak hour traffic
from kuta ladys
singin
so high
so clear
background to chick voices
<<< smile >>>
's all crap
i wont see her again for six months
i musta kept that message for a reason
wasnt cause kuta lady invited me to dinner
think it might of been th pretty girl who i shared a couch with
and talked to till midnight
and th time
we were at that party
and you and i
were dancin and yackin with th girls
and that other time
with jennifer
cause it was jens bash
and we were at a strip club
and you and i
got to yackin
took a wet pussie
in both our faces
at one foot range
to make us shut up
+++
synchronicity seems to like ya
but does one look for these things ?
***
a black haired jane
and at least as pretty
as jane in "coupling"
dont make this any more complicated ok ?
***
"it will be"
"always is when we start screwin again"
"at least th hair has grown back"
i dont like bein stuffed in window frames by my hair
"jane;s apologized many times"
"danced this dance before"
***
i was civil
"didnt touch her much"
still got a kid livin in her room
"so , you used to **** her in public"
<<< Smile >>>
***
"dont just walk away"
***
had my hand down poohs panties
night before i bumped into jane
"funny week"
"funny couple of weeks"
"no more talk of photos this week"
"i promise"
thank th lord
***
just happened to have
a baggie in my wallet
empty
when i scored this arv
they're stickin em in foils again
out of bags
cant have this much
interaction with women
without ***
without payin a price
a hundred bucks worth of pot this week
but i;ve had fun
and
i havent managed to hurt myself
as bad as john supersalesman did
i may as well play with chicks again
thanks man
my finances are three times better
i got tailor made smokes
ate take way and cooked at home today
and got some really nice compliments on th weekend
it's all good
***
"she's perfect"
that's what i'm afraid of
***
last one was perfect too
at th time
"<<< Smile >>>"
***
let's see what this week brings
poked my head out th window before
looked up and
as ever
i saw th three sisters first
in th night sky
****off
says i
why ?
a black haired jane
warbling away on my television
and takin all her clothes off
hmm
subtle as a house brick
and barbie girl said i should
dye my hair
all black
get rid of th grey
bloody kids
and drop about ten years
hey
i got a sixpack
pretty girls stoppin me on th unicycle
to have photos taken with me
happens often enough
now photographers stopping me
ah well
it;s better than
will ya strip for us ?
things change
i got umm
one other message i'll share
before leavin today
from kuta lady
cant talk now
doin **** photo shoot
call ya soon
kuta lady is
big boobs
20 yr old
was lesbian
now bi
i think
the photographer
was
pretty goth girl
hmmm
later
..
..
..
paultje
***
p.s.
"camera girl you just fired was an ex girlfriend"
"what was she going to film ?"
originally
she was afer a **** calendar
she's held things up some
has taken some nice photos though
just
a little hung up by th fact that she's married
funny
i think
hey karen
it's all a mad whorl
***
asked to strip at 42
came home
looked in th mirror
and laughed so hard
was this close to gettin a ***change
timing wasnt good
is this how you face yur fears ?
***
i'd peel for you
pretty goth girl
you'd probly at least show me th ****in pictures
couple of places on th net i dont go
tryin to avoid seein myself
bein used without permission...
