hot summer days ( buck ****d )
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dont get me wrong
id put clothes on if ya walked thru th door
probly
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didnt smoke all my
marijuana ration before retiring
last night
hmm
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i'll just smoke it now
cough cough
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i gotta answer some questions
about pooh
for th gummint
gummint sent me a letter
i can do that
relation****p to pooh ?
hmm
i push tennis balls up her bottom when she doesnt have a partner
wont be enough room on th line
have to bear some more thinkin
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**** i dunno
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acdc
"Walk all over you'
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mate
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my box is sore
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"voice box"
yeah sorry
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i'll think about it mika
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"it's a bit like nicole kidman's entry form"
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where th **** did that come from ?
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tenacious d
"kielbasa"
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stupid ****n fingers
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see ya missed th i
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m n,j,
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do re mi
"black crocodiles"
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"no kids"
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seems sensible
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well pretty goth girl
we didnt miss much
was in a little restaurant
with lots of singin
i stopped singin at dawn yesterday
i wasnt warned
and i woudnt have wanted to start singin quite so early again
been restin it
i aint payin for th privi ledge
to come sng with ya
yur family
im family
**** you got a hide
***
i sing enough for free
i aint payin to get in any door
to go singin
rather sing with my big
samoan mate
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the red hot chilli peppers
"track no12"
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higher ground
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no way dude
i remember what she said last time we seen er
my voice is stronger than hers
and about as high
and im the
harmonizer
i got enough ppl want me to sing for nuthin
i can afford to be choosy
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at least mika
dont let my throat get parched
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and he makes me rest it
here play th drum paulie
podwerfinger
"rockin rocks"
when yur playin music
for six or seven hours
in a row
ya swap instruments
on occasion
cept
mika dont do
big girlie voice solos
just waitin for it
to come outta th drum
soon as th hand settles down
and does as it;s told
th warble kicks in again
just playin some accents
behind th flamenco guitar
smokin a durrie and
not singin
till th axe starts singin to my voice again
oh hello
i better answer that phrase
a perfect circle
"vani****ng"
last time he played that riff
we sailed off
and
ppl dancin for fifteen minutes
looks like im doin th beats this time as well
hang on man
i aint whacked enough for this
****in drum
go into background ya bastard
so i can stop thinkin about ya
i'll hit you harder
right
just let that hand run on automatic
oh
im already singin
hmm
there's a better take on th melody
no man
never heard it before
just sing what it feels like
it should be
nice song dude
<<< smile >>>
hmm
it wandered off th track a fair bit
to get to there
i swear it started as flamenco
big rock beat behind it now
lookit those titties jump up and down
'you only just noticed she was there"
i noticed now but
i got a job to do
the offspring
"pretty fly" (for a white guy"
he's black
and he's black
and i'm
dependin on who's lookin at me
lets call it caramel
'bronzed aussie"
ah no man
we're just singin background
<<< smile >>>
i rolled in on a unicycle
are you ****in mad ?
im a clown
sing like a boy
sing liek a girl
like a white boy
or girl
or black
i wander
**
pulled out th lesbian blues
on saturday night
my fingers are too slow
will ya hurry up and get off ***** ?
i wanna go nightclubbing
placebo
"seconds ight"
she didnt like it
well not much anyway
<<<smile >>>
care factor
***
wow
i remembered yur name
when we sang
happy birthday to ya
i even went foreground
rae
22
see
no worries
***
happy birthday rae
some requests we do
hope ya liked th dancing
***
you danced with a ****in chick
in th street
"wasnt rae"
"and th chick was tryin to ride th unicycle"
"then i fell off it"
"and she was like"
"well you cant do it"
"so i got on again and"
"bunny hops and a big whoofie slide"
"made her shut up"
massive attack
"hymn of th big wheel"
big wheel's back in th car
***
yeah dude
it is a different wheel
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no-one shoved a leica camera in my face this week
unasked or otherwise
still a bit freaked by th one
that got me and michael
singin in th street
didnt tell
pretty goth girl about that one
but did mention last weeks
guy runnin in th surf
to get sillhoette shots
of me surfin th wheel in a foot deep of white water
she's a beautiful photography art major
but mika did say
ah paulie
that's a picture postcard man
thanks dude
we try
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i know i was th dirtiest person in th street
dont mind stickin out
sung in th same spot
dressed ike a gay clown
and a whole bunch of
other guises
we have fun
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originals
bike jeans
ripped and
oil stained
levi 501's
with a button fly
no shoes
dirty feet
a unicycle
and no
****rt
****in hot here
mid summer
in th sub tropics
in brisbane australia
we had a mad night of singin and makin music
in th middle of th
fortitude vally mall
hope you had a good time
we did
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i seen you
did open my eyes occasionally
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the red hot chilli peppers
"trak nop04"
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it's a lonely view and ?
***
sing better with my eyes shut
i look at ya occasionally
when i do i open my eyes
i try to see everything
she's still there
<<< smile >>>
***
i seen you
hang around for an hour or so
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love that drum man
got a sweet thump
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kylie
"track no10"
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ok
THUMP
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bit high pitched
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could ya play kylie's backside as a drum ?
played everythin else
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it makes a difference who's playin it
th drum that is
we had to rescue it
a couple of times
from one boy in particular
we dont wanna offend him
but
yur drumin doesnt make th girlies dance man
and ya have to listen
to th guitar
and where's it's flyin
drop behind it
occasionally
even with th drum
and just play accents
trills
and little frills
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my incentive just walked past
did ya see that wiggle
not gunna count
how many times she cruises by
but it was more than ten
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ms flightsim 95
"GEARDOWN"
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the kinks
"living on a thin line"
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"she was cute"
some things ya see
over and over again
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a mike would be nice mika
those quiet bits belong in there
havin to project too much
i gotta be way careful with a mike
i'm used to singin over
traffic noises
and ppl
screamin
and an amplified guitar
and a one foot head drum
when i slide under th dirge
as ya have to
background singing
for balance
i get way lost
mika can hear me
but if yur more than
ten feet away
you didnt get that note
neither did i
i got no foldback
you hear me
when i take th melody
and
turn it inside out
and play with th guitar
singin to it
you dont hear th harmony
when i get swallowed by th dirge
nirvana
"plateau"
thanks
i've sung hard
ive reached some kind of plateau
and to be balanced
i have to drop into th mix
singin with th guitar and you cant hear me
singin th same notes
he can though
he just smiled
he's playn th harmony
th melody i sang to him before
back to me
and im just
idlin along
with it
fully groovin
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the eagles
"hotel california"
**
i wouldnt sing it
i wouldnt even stay on th background of it
sung it so many times
with so many buskers
just
let's make it reggae
and **** it completely
***
not in that key
if ya know what i mean
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"<<< smile >>>"
***
thanks mika
i had a blast
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let myself get a little too straight
and th pain got a little
in my singin
came back strong after that though
flyin
but hey
it's th blues right
im umm
entitled
blue balls blues
comes out in th voice
specially when i sing
liek a girl
ya see that chick man
i was doin
like bebop
scattin
and male voiced
aand mika went for th change
and i switched to
female lead vocal
and gave it wellie with
a fifteen second
slidin pitch chick wail
opened my eyes to see
where th **** am i ?
and this chick
doin a triple take
standing
right there
and you smiled
and i smiled back
still singin liek a girl
and
mika takes another change
and i slip into
acapella
behind flamenco guitar
start scattin with th drum again
and we listen to mika fly
open my eyes
and
yur still there
and yur dancin now
something for kate
"three dimensions"
mika's joined us on th beat
rhythms
all three of us
scattin around th beats
whoops
i fell off and
went girlie
my turn to fly again
eyes closed and
mika's *** joined me
wasnt there a girl there ?
open my eyes
and she's sittin on th seat
over there
but still lookin
and still groovin
hi there
some guy rollin me a smoke
mika pushes th coca cola at me
his cousin might even of smiled at me
cranky but i like ya man
huge shoulders
they make these samoan boys big
i sing like a girl
feelin damn safe
thank you
"<<< smile >>>"
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so ya had a good night then ?
"yes, thanks"
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look man
it's *** and drugs and rock n roll
this is th valley at three am
pretty tranny girl on th seat over yonder
gay ppl of both persuasions
sittin and groovin
straights
dancin
here come those
dancin folks
love yur clothes ppl
uni***
love th uni*** public toilet
and love sittin
yoga style
in th middle of it all
with mika
making music
thanks for a nice night
love yas's hard
..
..
..
shark
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p.s.
i could see mika and i
in a little club somewhere
just doin background
we never get too lost
always find somewhere new to go
and very mellow
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id hate to see ya angry
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kraftwerk
"its more fun to compute"
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i stick word sin occasionally
do re mi
"big accident"
and sometiems it's good
and sometit's not
lookin for that
big accident
that sounds ****hot
how do i know it's ****hot ?
i open my eyes
cause i been flyin
forgot you were there
sorry
here i am
and there's twenty ppl
standin in front of us
and
half fully dancin
cmon guys
say thank you for th nice compliment and
manage to keep my eyes opn
thru th next couple of changes
"you gotta keep this guy"
<<< smile >>>
he hasnt even got my phone number
i come when i please
i'm th local wizard
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i dunno why
i can just sit like this for a long time
probly yoga right ?
"kadeetcha man ****"
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city high
"city high anthem"
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my female side has to be appeased
or she wont sing for you
i dont control her
sorry
some pretty girl will look in her eyes
and girls do lots of their talking
with their bodys
lots of body language
and
different looks
<<< smile >>>
sometimes i speak chick
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"looks like pooh has accepted"
"we stay her female friend"
is a pity
"she had told her kids we were havin a ***change"
sweet kids
sweet ppl
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i was sittin on th bus seat
singin with michael one night
a pretty girl parked besideme
whena n lder lady popped her head around
and npticed it wa sme singing
and not th girl beside me
and flashes a
look of shock
"you sing like a woman"
a perfect circle
"rose"
so
this is th valley **** off
these are my ppl
"you didnt say that"
i wasnt all that polite either
im an aboriginal elder too
pull yur head in
<<< smile >>>
"not what we appear"
not ****ing ever
