I invite all interested and curious parties to recent revelations of
criminal activities here in San Francisco's gay community. South of
Market bars, The Castro, the SFPD, homeless scags, and corrupt
residents in my apartment building. Also therein are various HONORABLE
citizens too...especially ONE who stands out a TRUE HERO among all
others: Larkin Kelsey. I am releasing TWO non-fiction novels
simultaenously:
1. The Larkin Chronicles (or "How I earned my wings as a psychic
detective")
2. Friendly Ghost Detective Agency.
The second book is a work in progress. The first four chapters are
done, and I expect the book to be complete at 7-8 chapters. In fact, I
have made available the UNFINISHED chapters, that viewers may enjoy
the author's progress and intriguing thought processes as the
remainining chapters evolve.
I am taking great risk here (including possible violent attacks, and
being sentenced to prison for my unabashed honesty) for the sake of
putting an end to a cult-like organization that holds the entire US
gay community in its terrible grip! The Disciples of the Zodiac
Killer. These chapters are TRUE tales. The characters I encounter seem
to have stepped out of a Damon Runyon book, only with a gay spin.
You will learn how my angels guide me in my actions and resolutions.
Though a very SPIRITUAL endeavor, my stories all come out of a PAGAN
outlook on life as opposed to Christian.
You will laugh, you will cry, you will be infuriated at times. But I
ASSURE you that my amazing TRUE tales will take you on the Roller
Coaster Ride of Your Life! (Has NOTHING to do w/your own ***ual
persuasion, and EVERYTHING to do with my sacred gift to totally
CAPTIVATE and CHARM those who read my scintillating revelations,
confessions, and unapologetic accusations.
Anyone is also WELCOME to download the ENTIRE two books (plus the
unfinished parts) in a handy zip file, and enjoy them offline, as well
as press them to CD or DVD, and disseminate them anywhere you'd like.
A link is provided on the main menu, just for that purpose.
Here is the main menu URL, where you'll have instant access to all
contents just mentioned:
http://www.gay-bible.org/Larkin.htm
And here is a sample of my writing ability:
--From Friendly Ghost Detecive Agency, Part 4 (SOMA : South of Market
Anuses):
Since I hated my parents, I thought nothing of rifling through their
bedroom dressers while no one else was home. One day (at the tender
age of 11), I found hidden beneath my father's neatly piled boxer
shorts, this Bantam paperback: "Female Psycho Ward". The head nurse
was depicted (on the front cover in glossy printer's ink) scowling
with heaving breast and hair a-tousle, ripping the blouse of a buxom
Candy Striper. Behind them, a bloody pitchfork lay slanted against the
pea-green wall, while several attending nurses peered aghast through a
lucite partition. I was likewise aghast upon reading a lone paragraph
contained therein.
"How could you marry that man? Well, you're no prize
yourself! Did you think I never suspected, never longed,
wept, AGONIZED over what might have been? What
SHOULD have been? The devil's pitchfork is too GOOD
for you, vermin *****! ****! God damn putrid WHORE!"
She turned around, swept a livid hand beneath the sofa
cu****ons to reclaim a far-flung wedding ring. Instead, a
displaced needle drove clean through her index finger,
bone and all. She howled in wrathful agony: a toreador's
picador! Should she grab the pliers now and yank it out?
Or ride out the storm, continue her dirty deed until
Butchie (her "man") returns?
--end of excerpt
--
Zeke Krahlin
http://www.gay-bible.org
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